If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Miller Beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.
Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle…
It’s called the 401-Keg Plan.
(E-mail Forward Circa 2006)
FUTURE INVESTMENTS
If you had purchased $1000.00 shares in Delta airlines one year ago,you will have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1000.00 shares in AIG one year ago,you would have $33.oo today
If you had purchased $1000.00 shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, dank all the beer,then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you
would have received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.
It’s called the 401-Keg.
(E-mail Forward Circa 2008)
Happy Income Tax Day! I hope you spent your money wisely this year!
Forward this onto everyone who could use a solid investment strategy for 2013!