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A GOOD PUN IS ITS OWN RE-WORD
Hangover: Is the wrath of grapes.
Khakis: What you need to start the car in Boston.
Crick: The sound that a Japanese camera makes
Alarms: What an octopus is.
Dockyard: A physician’s garden.
Incongruous: Where bills are passed.
Pasteurize: Too far to see.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
Energizer Bunny arrested – charged with battery.
A pessimist’s blood type is always b-negative
Practice safe eating – always use condiments.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
If electricity comes from electrons… does that mean that morality comes from morons?
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
Banning the bra was a big flop.
Sea captains don’t like crew cuts.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
Without geometry, life is pointless.
When you dream in color, it’s a pigment of your imagination.
Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.
When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.
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