FWD: Gas Problems

Problems at the Pump

IMPORTANT PLEASE READ

A friend stopped at a pay-at-the-pump gas station to get gas. Once she filled her gas tank and after paying at the pump and starting to leave, the voice of the attendant inside came over the speaker. He told her that something happened with her card and that she needed to come inside to pay. The lady was confused because the transaction showed complete and approved. She relayed that to him and was getting ready to leave but the attendant, once again, urged her to come in to pay or there’d be trouble. She proceeded to go inside and started arguing with the attendant about his threat. He told her to calm down and listen carefully:

He said that while she was pumping gas, a guy slipped into the back seat of her car on the other side and the attendant had already called the police.

She became frightened and looked out in time to see her car door open and the guy slip out. The report is that the new gang initiation thing is to bring back a woman and/or her car. One way they are doing this is crawling under women’s cars while they’re pumping gas or at grocery stores in the nighttime. The other way is slipping into unattended cars and kidnapping the women.

Please pass this on to other women, young and old alike. Be extra careful going to and from your car at night. If at all possible, don’t go alone!
This is real!!

The message:

1. ALWAYS lock your car doors, even if you’re gone for just a second!

2. Check underneath your car when approaching it for reentry, and check in the back before getting in.

3. Always be aware of your surroundings and of other individuals in your general vicinity, particularly at night!

Send this to everyone so your friends can take precaution.

AND GUYS…YOU TELL ANY WOMEN YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS Thanks,

Barbara Baker, Secretary Directorate of Training U.S. Army Military Police
School

THIS IS TOO SERIOUS … DO NOT DELETE. PLEASE PASS IT ON!!

FWD: The Professional

A woman was at work when she received a phone call that her small daughter was very sick with a fever. She left her work and stopped by the pharmacy to get some medication.

She got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys in the car. She didn’t know What to do, so she called home and told the baby sitter what had happened. The baby sitter told her that the fever was getting worse. She said,

‘You might find a coat Hanger and use that to open the door.’

The woman looked around and found an old rusty coat hanger that had been left on the ground, possibly by someone else who at some time had locked their keys in their car. She looked at the hanger and said,

‘I don’t know how to use this.’

She bowed her head and asked God to send her help. Within five minutes a beat up old Motorcycle pulled up, with a dirty, greasy, bearded man who was wearing an old biker skull rag on his head.

The woman thought,

‘This is what you sent to help me?’

But, she was desperate, so she was also very thankful.

The man got off of his cycle and asked if he could help. She said,

‘Yes, my daughter Is very sick. I stopped to get her some medication and I locked my keys in my car. I must get home to her. Please, can you use this hanger to unlock my car?

He said,

‘Sure.’

He walked over to the car, and in less than a minute the car was opened

She hugged the man and through her tears she said,

‘Thank You So Much! You are a very nice man.’

The man replied,

‘Lady, I am not a nice man. I just got out of prison today. I was in prison For car theft and have only been out for about an hour.’

The woman hugged the man again and with sobbing tears cried out loud,

‘Oh, Thank you God! You even sent me a Professional!’

Is – GOD GOOD – or what!?

FORWARD THIS ONTO ALL THOSE WHO HAVE TROUBLE SEEING ALL THE GOOD PEOPLE IN THE WORLD!

(EMAIL FORWARD CIRCA 2008)

FWD: Stop Drinking

What Do You Do?

You are driving in a car at a constant speed.

On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.

Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.

Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

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Answer:
Get off the children’s carousel and, next time, don’t drink so much !

FORWARD THIS TO SOMEONE WHO NEEDS TO LAY OFF THE SAUCE!
(EMAIL FORWARD CIRCA 2007)

FWD: Qualifier for the Use of the F Word #10

Tipping Point

That moment in life when you realize you may have pushed something past it’s limitations and their is no going back.

Hopefully you are having a better week then the men or women who have to face the consequences of these mishaps!  Safety First!

FAIL
Cargotipping

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There’s no going back.  The damage is done.  Own up to it and move on.  #FML.

FORWARD THIS TO ALL THE FORWARD THINKERS OR THOSE WHO WISH THEY COULD FAST FORWARD THROUGH THESE MOMENTS!  No looking back!

(EMAIL FORWARD CIRCA 2011)

FWD: Behind The Wheel

If Women Ruled The World……

Changes in the Automobile Industry may be as follows:

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Car Shopping Color Coded

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Speedometer Updates


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Women’s Preferential Parking Spots

FORWARD this onto everyone who commuted to work today!  TGIF!  DRIVE SAFE!

(EMAIL FORWARD CIRCA 2006)