ZODIAC DESCRIPTIONS
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Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs. Read your sign, then forward it on, with your zodiac sign and label on the subject line. This is the real deal, try ignoring or changing it, and the first thing you’ll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning – and it only gets worse from there.
CANCER – The Protector
Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring.
Pretty/handsome. Excellent partner for life. Protective. Inventive and
imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from
others. Easily hurt, but sympathetic.
16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
VIRGO – The Perfectionist
Dominant in relationships. Conservative Always wants the last word.
Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager.
Ha rdworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please.
Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic.
7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
SCORPIO – The Intense One
Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive.
Hardworking. Great kisser. Ca n become obsessive or secretive.
Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long
relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times.
Passionate and Emotional.
4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
LIBRA – The Harmonizer
Nice to everyone s/he meets. Can’t make up her/his mind. Has own
unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be
alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious.
Gives in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible.
9 years of bad luck if you do not forward .
ARIES – The Daredevil
Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic.
Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short
fuse..easily angered. Lively, passionate, and sharp witted. Outgoing.
Loses interest quickly – easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and
assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.
16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
AQUARIUS – The Sweetheart
Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent Inventive
and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem
unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and
unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality.
11 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
GEMINI – The Chatterbox
Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable
but needs to express her/himself. Argumentative and outspoken. Likes
change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May
seem superficial or inconsistent, but is only changeable. Beautiful
physic ally and mentally.
5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
LEO – The Boss
Very organized. Needs order in her/his life…likes being in control.
Likes boundaries. Tends to take over everything. Bossy. Likes to help
others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted.
Sensitive. Creative energy. Full of her/himself. Loving. Doing the
right thing is important to a Leo. Attractive.
13 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
PISCES – The Dreamer
Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May
become secretive and vague. Sensitive. Doesn’t like details. Dreamy
and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good
kisser. Beautiful.
8 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
CAPRICORN – The Go-Getter
Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to
be good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved.
Often pessimistic Tends to act before s/he thi nks and can be unfriendly
at times. Holds grudges. Likes competition. Gets what s/he wants.
20 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
TAURUS – The Enduring One
Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but is not. Hard
worker. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid person who is
stable and secure in her/his way. Not looking for shortcuts. Takes
pride in her/his beauty. Patient and reliable. Makes a great friend
and gives good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard and is passionate.
Expresses her/himself
emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Determined.
Indulges her/himself often. Very generous.
12 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
SAGGITARIUS – The Happy-Go-Lucky One
Good-natured optimist. Doesn’t want to grow up (Peter Pan
Syndrome). Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling.
Social and outgoing. Doesn’t like responsibilities. Often fantasizes.
Impatient. Fun to be around. Has lots of friends. Flirtatious.
Doesn’t like rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined in
tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn’t like being doubted.
Beautiful inside and out.
14 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
Send away!!~
Ready …….. set………… GO!
1-3 people= 1 minute of luck
4-7 people= 1 hour of luck
8-12 people = 1 day of luck
13-17 people = 1 week of luck
18-22 people = 1 mont h of luck
23-27 people = 3 months of luck
28-32 people = 7 months of luck
3-37 people = 1 year of luck
38 and more = a very lucky life!
(EMAIL FORWARD CIRCA 2007)