FWD: Smell Of Sweet Perfume

“Wanna Smell This Neat Perfume?” SCAM!

calvin-klein-perfume-1I know not all of you are women that I am sending this to, but am hoping you will share this with your wives, daughters, mothers, sisters, etc.

Our world seems to be getting crazier by the day.
Pipe bombs in mail boxes and sickos in parking lots with perfume.

Be careful.

I was approached yesterday afternoon around 5:30 PM in the Wal-Mart parking lot by two men asking what kind of perfume I was wearing.

Then they asked if I’d like to sample some fabulous scent they were willing to sell me at very reasonable rate.

I probably would have agreed had I not received an e-mail warning of a “Wanna smell this neat perfume?” scam.

The men continued to stand between parked cars, I guess to wait for someone else to hit on. I stopped a lady going towards them, pointing at them and told her about how I was sent an e-mail at work about someone walking up to you at the malls or in parking lots and asking you to SNIFF PERFUME that they are selling at a cheap price or at least compare to which one you like best.

THIS IS NOT PERFUME… IT IS ETHER!

When you sniff it, you’ll pass out. They’ll take your wallet, your valuables and heaven knows what else.

If it were not for this e-mail, I probably would have sniffed the ‘perfume’ but thanks to! the generosity of an e-mailing friend, I was spared whatever might have happened to me.

I wanted to do the same for you.

PLEASE PASS THIS ALONG TO ALL YOUR WOMEN FRIENDS AND PLEASE BE ALERT AND BE AWARE.

IF YOU ARE A MAN AND RECEIVE THIS, PASS IT ON TO YOUR WOMEN FRIENDS.

Ladies, this happened to me yesterday and I didn’t smell the perfume either, thanks to this email.

This is true. Believe me, I know. I was over by Big Lots in the parking lot at lunch time when I was approached.

So either day or night, it does not matter. There were 3 guys together when I was approached. I called the police when I got back to my desk.
Like the email says above, LET EVERYONE KNOW ABOUT THIS – YOUR FRIENDS, FAMILY, CO-WORKERS, whomever. It helped me.

The first thing that popped into my head was this e-mail warning.

PLEASE PASS THIS ALONG TO ALL YOUR WOMEN FRIENDS AND PLEASE BE ALERT AND BE AWARE.
IF YOU ARE A MAN AND RECEIVE THIS, PASS IT ON TO YOUR WOMEN FRIENDS.

(EMAIL FORWARD CIRCA 2008)

 

FWD: Swine Flu Is Back!

Breaking news…Celebrity Swine Flu Fatality

swinefluA swine flu epidemic has broken out in California affecting at least one known Celebrity actor, resulting in his shocking death.

Kermit
And we all know who gave it to him…

Rest in Peace Kermit D. Frog

Forward this onto everyone who knew him.

(EMAIL FORWARD CIRCA 2009)

FWD: Gift of Gab

The Pastor’s New Dentures

A maxillary denture.

(Your smile for the day)

 

 

A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth.

 

 

The first Sunday after he gets his teeth, he talks for only eight minutes.

 

The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes.

 

 

The following Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes.

 

 

The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and they asked him what happened.

 

 

The Pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn’t talk for more than 8 minutes.

 

 

The second Sunday his gums hurt too much to talk for more than 10 minutes.

 

 

But, the third Sunday, by mistake he put his wife’s teeth in and couldn’t shut up…
Forward this to everyone with the gift of gab!
(EMAIL FORWARD CIRCA 2011)

 

 

FWD: Stick Your Tongue Out

Blood Clots/Stroke Indicator!

Picture of a tongue

They Now Have a Fourth Indicator,  the Tongue
I will continue to forward this every time it comes around!

 

STROKE: 

Remember the 1st Three Letters….. S. T. R.

 

STROKE  IDENTIFICATION:

 

During a BBQ, a woman stumbled and took a little fall – she assured everyone that she was fine (they offered to call paramedics) ….she said she had just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes.


They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food. While she appeared a bit shaken up, Jane went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening.


Jane’s husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital – (at 6:00 pm Jane passed away.) She had suffered a stroke at the BBQ. Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Jane would be with us today. Some don’t die. They end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead.

 

It only takes a minute to read this.

 

A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke…totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough.

 

RECOGNIZING A STROKE

 

Thank God for the sense to remember the ‘3’ steps, STR.

 

Read and Learn!

 

Sometimes symptom s of a stroke are difficult to identify. 

Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster. The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke.

 

Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three/FOUR simple questions:

 

S  
*Ask the individual to SMILE.



 

T  
*Ask the person to TALK and SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently)
(i.e. It is sunny out today.)



 

R  
*Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS.




 

If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call emergency number immediately and describe the symptom s to the dispatcher.



 

New Sign of a Stroke ——– Stick out Your Tongue



 

NOTE:
Another ‘sign’ of a stroke is this: Ask the person to ‘stick’ out his tongue.
If the tongue is ‘crooked’, if it goes to one side or the other that is also an indication of a stroke.



 

A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people; you can bet that at least one life will be saved.

 

I have done my part. Will you?

 

FWD: Eye Exam

Can You Find The C

Woody attempts to read the eye chart in The Re...

Woody attempts to read the eye chart in The Reckless Driver. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

This is not a joke…
If you can pass, you can safely turn on your ignition key again and cancel your annual eye examination…

Can you find the “C” ??? 
(Good exercise for the eyes!)

  OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Once you’ve found the C……….

Find the 6!

9999999999999999999999999999999999
  9999999999999999999999999999999999
  9999999999999999999999999999999999
  9999999999999999999999999999999999
  9999999999999999999999999999999999
  9999999999999999999999999999999999
  9999699999999999999999999999999999
  9999999999999999999999999999999999
  9999999999999999999999999999999999
  9999999999999999999999999999999999
  9999999999999999999999999999999999
  9999999999999999999999999999999999
Once you’ve found the 6…

  Find the N! (it’s hard!!)

MMMMMMMMMMMMM
  MMMMMMMMMMMMM
  MMMMMMMMMMMMM
  MMMMMMMNMMMMM
  MMMMMMMMMMMMM
  MMMMMMMMMMMMM
  MMMMMMMMMMMMM
  MMMMMMMMMMMMM
  MMMMMMMMMMMMM
  MMMMMMMMMMMMM

Once you’ve found the N…make a wish!

OK, now that you’ve made a wish, it will come true…..

all you have to do is send this on saying, “Can you find the C?”

Forward this onto everyone you can see, whether you need glasses or not!