A man goes to an oral surgeon to have a tooth pulled.

The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give the man a shot.

“No way!! No needles!! I hate needles, the patient said”.

The dentist starts to hook up a laughing gas and the man objects.

“I can’t do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating me!!”

The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill.

“No objection’, says the patient, ‘I’m fine with pills”.

The dentist then returns and says, “here’s a Viagra tablet”.

The patient says,
Wow! I didn’t know Viagra worked as a pain killer!

“It doesn’t”, said the Dentist, “but it will give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth!!”

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The Pastor’s New Dentures

(Your smile for the day)

A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth.

The first Sunday after he gets his teeth, he talks for only eight minutes.

The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes.

The following Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes.

The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and they asked him what happened.

The Pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn’t talk for more than 8 minutes.

The second Sunday his gums hurt too much to talk for more than 10 minutes.

But, the third Sunday, by mistake he put his wife’s teeth in and couldn’t shut up…

Forward this to everyone with the gift of gab!

(EMAIL FORWARD CIRCA 2011)

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