How to tell if you’ve been married too long…..
Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men by surprising them wearing black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask. After a few days they meet up for lunch and compare notes...
The engaged woman:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said,
"You are the woman of my life. I love you." Then we made love all night long.
The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.
When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.
The married woman:
When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said,
"What's for dinner, Batman?"
![masked woman](https://stuffmymomforwards.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/masked-woman.jpg?w=300&h=187)
(EMAIL FORWARD CIRCA 2008)
Forward this too everyone who has ever been married or engaged!