FWD: Things You Don’t Learn In College

Tips for A Better Life

Don’t just give it the College Try.  Do something better with your life.

“Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.”

 

1.      When you wake up in the morning, always start your day with a prayer.

2.      And then, complete the following statement,  My purpose is to__________ today.

3.      Take a 10 to 30-minute walk every day. And while you walk, smile. It is the ultimate anti-depressant.

4.      Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day. Buy a lock if you have to.

5.      Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.

6.      Drink plenty of water and fresh juices. Eat blueberries, salad, wild Alaskan salmon, broccoli, almonds, etc.

7.      Make at least three people smile each day.

8.      Don’t waste your precious energy on gossip, energy vampires, issues of the past, negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.

9.     Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a college kid with a maxed out charge card.

10.  Life isn’t fair, but it’s still good, so cherish life.

11.  Life is too short to waste time hating anyone, so give the best of your kindness.

12.  Don’t take yourself too seriously. No one else does.

13.  You don’t have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

14.  Make peace with your past so it won’t spoil the present.

15.  Don’t compare your life to others’. You have no idea what their journey is all about.

16.  No one is in charge of your happiness except you. So, be happy.

17.  Frame every so-called disaster with these words: In five years, will it matter?

18.  Forgive everyone for everything.

19.  What other people think of you is none of your business.

20.  GOD heals everything if you’re willing to work it out.

21.  However good or bad a situation is, it will change.

22.  Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will.  Stay in touch.

23.  Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.

24.  Each night before you go to bed complete the following statements:

– I am thankful for these 5 things: __________,  _____________,   _____________,   ____________,    ____________.
– Today I accomplished_________,

25.  Remember that you are too blessed to be stressed.

Forward this to everyone you care about.

(EMAIL FORWARD CIRCA 2008)

FWD: Now You Know and….

How many of these did YOU know about?

KnowingishalfthebattleA sealed envelope in your way?
Put in the freezer for a few hours, then slide a
knife under the flap. The envelope  can then be  resealed.  (Hmmmmmm…….)

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Too Many Cluttered Cords?
Use Empty toilet paper roll to store appliance cords. It keeps them 
neat  and  you can  write on the roll what appliance it belongs  to.

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For icy door steps in freezing temperatures: 
Get  warm water and put 
Dawn dish washing liquid in it. Pour it all  over the steps. They won’t
 refreeze. (wish I had known  this for the last 40 years!)

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To remove old wax from a glass candle  holder:
Put it in the freezer for 
a few hours. Then  take the candle holder out and turn it upside down. The 
wax will  fall out.

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Crayon marks on walls?
This worked  wonderfully! A damp rag, dipped 
in baking  soda. Comes off  with little effort (elbow grease that is!).

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Have marks on your counter top?
For instance: Permanent marker on appliances/counter tops (like store receipt
 BLUE!)
Use rubbing alcohol on paper  towel.

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SOS Saver
Whenever I purchase a box of S.O.S  Pads, I immediately take a pair of
scissors and cut each  pad into halves. After years of having to throw
away rusted  and unused and smelly pads, I finally decided that this  would 
be  much  more economical. Now a box of S.O.S   pads last me indefinitely! 
In fact, I  have noticed  that the scissors get ‘sharpened” this way!

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Blood stains on clothes?
Not  to worry!  Just pour a little hydrogen  
peroxide on  a cloth and proceed to wipe off every drop of blood.    Works 
every time!  (Now, where to put the body?)     LOL
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Streaky Clean Windows
Use vertical strokes when washing windows  outside and horizontal 
for  inside  windows.  This way you can tell which side has the  streaks. 
Straight vinegar  will get outside windows really  clean.  Don’t wash windows 
on a sunny day.  They will  dry too quickly and will probably streak.

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Scented Lights
Spray a bit of perfume on the light  bulb in any room to create a lovely 
light scent in  each room when the light  is turned  on.

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Fresh and Clean
Place fabric softener sheets in dresser drawers and your clothes will smell
 freshly washed  for weeks to come. You can also do this with towels and  linen.

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Freeze Before Burning
Candles will last a lot longer if placed in  the freezer for at least  3
hours prior to burning.

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Flower Power Clean
To clean artificial flowers, pour  some salt into a paper bag and add the
flowers. Shake vigorously as  the salt will absorb all the dust and dirt
and leave your artificial flowers looking like new! Works like a  charm!

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Clean Broiled
To easily remove burnt on food from your  skillet, simply add a drop or two of dish  soap 
and enough  water to cover bottom of pan, and bring to  a boil on stove  top.

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Stain Spray
Spray your TUPPERWARE with nonstick cooking spray before pouring 
in tomato based sauces and there won’t be any stains.

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Celery Wrap
Wrap  celery in aluminum foil when putting  in the refrigerator and it will keep for  weeks.

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Sweet Corn
When boiling corn on the cob, add a  pinch of sugar to help bring out the
corn’s natural  sweetness

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Hangover Headache Helper
Cure for headaches: Take a lime,  cut it in half, and rub it on your 
forehead.   The  throbbing will go away.

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Wine Cubes
Don’t throw out  all that leftover wine: Freeze into ice cubes for future
use  in casseroles and sauces ……..   LEFT OVER WINE, WHAT’S THAT?  🙂

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Itch Relief
To get rid of  itch from mosquito bites, try applying soap on the area  
and  you will experience instant  relief.

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Ants Marching
Ants, ants, ants everywhere …  Well, they are  said to never cross a chalk  line.. So, 
get your chalk  out and draw a line on the floor or wherever ants tend to march. See for  yourself.

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Fresh Reflections
Use  air-freshener to clean mirrors. It does a  good job and better still, 
leaves a lovely smell to the  shine.

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Splinter Tape
When you get a  splinter,  reach for the scotch tape before resorting to
tweezers or a needle.  Simply put the scotch tape over the splinter, and
then  pull it  off. Scotch tape removes most splinters painlessly and  easily.

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Seltzer Cleaner
Now look what  you can do with Alka Seltzer……..

Clean a toilet.
Drop in two Alka Seltzer tablets, wait twenty minutes, brush  and flush. 
The citric acid and effervescent action clean vitreous China.

Clean a  vase.
To remove a stain from the bottom of a glass vase or cruet, fill with water 
and drop in two Alka Seltzer  tablets.

Polish  jewelry.
Drop two Alka Seltzer tablets into a glass of  water and immerse the 
jewelry  for two  minutes.

Clean a thermos bottle.
Fill the bottle with water, drop in four Alka Seltzer tablets, and let soak 
for an hour (or longer, if  necessary).

Unclog a drain.
Clear the sink drain by dropping three Alka Seltzer tablets down the 
drain followed by a cup of  Heinz White Vinegar.. Wait a few  minutes, 
and then run the hot water.

Do your  friends a favor. Forward this timely (and some not-so-timely)
information on to a friend!
I just did.  
(Makes you wonder about ingesting Alka Seltzer,  doesn’t it?)

(Email Forward Circa 2010)

FWD: As Cool As A Cucumber

Cucumbers

English: Photo of cucumber mosaic symptoms on ...

English: Photo of cucumber mosaic symptoms on cucumber fruit (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

WOW!!!  WHAT A LITTLE GEM THE CUCUMBER IS. I WILL LOOK AT IT DIFFERENTLY NOW.

1. Cucumbers contain most of the vitamins you need every day.
Just one cucumber contains Vitamin B1, Vitamin B2, Vitamin B3, Vitamin B5, Vitamin B6, Folic Acid, Vitamin C, Calcium, Iron, Magnesium, Phosphorus, Potassium and Zinc.

2. Feeling tired in the afternoon, put down the caffeinated soda and pick up a cucumber.
Cucumbers are a good source of B Vitamins and Carbohydrates that can provide that quick pick-me-up that can last for hours.

3. Tired of your bathroom mirror fogging up after a shower?
Try rubbing a cucumber slice along the mirror, it will eliminate the fog and provide a soothing, spa-like fragrance.

4. Are grubs and slugs ruining your planting beds?
Place a few slices in a small pie tin and your garden will be free of pests all season long. The chemicals in the cucumber react with the aluminum to give off a scent undetectable to humans but drivegarden pests crazy and make them flee the area.

5. Looking for a fast and easy way to remove cellulite before going out or to the pool?
Try rubbing a slice or two of cucumbers along your problem area for a few minutes, the phytochemicals in the cucumber cause the collagen in your skin to tighten, firming up the outer layer and reducing the visibility of cellulite. Works great on wrinkles too!!!

Cucumber and cross section

Cucumber and cross section (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

6. Want to avoid a hangover or terrible headache?
Eat a few cucumber slices before going to bed and wake up refreshed and headache free. Cucumbers contain enough sugar, B vitamins and electrolytes to replenish essential nutrients the body lost, keeping everything in equilibrium, avoiding both a hangover and headache!!

7. Looking to fight off that afternoon or evening snacking binge?
Cucumbers have been used for centuries and often used by European trappers, traders and explores for quick meals to thwart off starvation.

8. Have an important meeting or job interview and you realize that you don’t have enough time to polish your shoes?
Rub a freshly cut cucumber over the shoe, its chemicals will provide a quick and durable shine that not only looks great but also repels water.

9. Out of WD 40 and need to fix a squeaky hinge?
Take a cucumber slice and rub it along the problematic hinge, and voila, the squeak is gone!

10. Stressed out and don’t have time for massage, facial or visit to the spa?
Cut up an entire cucumber and place it in a boiling pot of water, the chemicals and nutrients from the cucumber with react with the boiling water and be released in the steam, creating a soothing, relaxing aroma that has been shown the reduce stress in new mothers and college students during final exams.

11. Just finish a business lunch and realize you don’t have gum or mints?
Take a slice of cucumber and press it to the roof of your mouth with your tongue for 30 seconds to eliminate bad breath, the phytochemcials will kill the bacteria in your mouth responsible for causing bad breath.

12. Looking for a ‘green’ way to clean your faucets, sinks or stainless steel?
Take a slice of cucumber and rub it on the surface you want to clean, not only will it remove years of tarnish and bring back the shine, but is won’t leave streaks and won’t harm you fingers or fingernails while you clean.

13. Using a pen and made a mistake?
Take the outside of the cucumber and slowly use it to erase the pen writing, also works great on crayons and markers that the kids have used to decorate the walls!!

Cucumbers Español: Pepinos Português: Pepinos

(E-mail Forward Circa 2010)

Forward this onto everyone you know who is interested in Home Remedies and the powers of Cucumbers!

FWD: 10 Great Tips for 2013

Don’t give up on your New Years Resolutions!   Here’s some tips to make the new year a good one!
DC


10 Great Tips for 2013

1. Stay out of Trouble
Stay out of trouble

2. Aim for greater heights.
Aim for greater heights.

3.  Stay focused on your job.

Stay focused on your job.

4.  Exercise to maintain good health.

Exercise to maintain good health.

5.  Practice team work.

Practice team work.

6.  Rely on your trusted partner to watch your back.  Take your time trusting others.

Rely on your trusted partner to watch your back.  Take your time trusting others.

7.  Save for rainy days.

Save for rainy days.

8.  Rest and relax.

Rest and relax.

9.  Always take time to smile.

Always take time to smile.

10.  Realize that nothing is impossible.

Realize that nothing is impossible.

A SENILITY PRAYER: 
Grant us the senility to forget the people we never liked anyway, 
The good fortune to run into the ones we do, and the eyesight to tell the difference. 
    


And remember this: 
”You don’t stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop laughing!!!”

Forward this to everyone who makes you smile or laugh or could use a good one!

(E-mail Forward Circa 2011)

FWD: Words of Wisdom!

Words of Wisdom!

Dumb and Dumber

Dumb and Dumber (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

We are born naked, wet, & hungry.  Then things get worse!

It’s not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame.
 
We have enough “Youth”.  How about a fountain of “Smart”?

ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.

The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75% of the population!

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you!

When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
 
The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.

LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS’ MISTAKES, USE BIRTH CONTROL! 

A Fool and his money, can throw one heck of a party!
 
Five days a week my body is a temple. The other two it’s an amusement park.

You are not drunk, if you can lie on the floor, without holding on.
 
Don’t Drink and Drive!  You might hit a bump & spill something.
 
Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.
 
Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers, give the rest a bad name.
 
Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge to produce reproductive organs.
 
Alabama state motto: At least we’re not Mississippi!
 
“You know why a banana is like a politician?”
“He comes in and first he is green, then he turns yellow and then he’s rotten.”
 
“I think Congressmen should wear uniforms, you know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could identify their corporate sponsors.”
 
The reason Politicians try so hard to get re-elected is that they could not make a living under the laws they’ve passed.